Oh my god! I’m back!
That’s right! After a long “break”……. well, after a long “I can’t be arsed” phase, I’ve finally decided to update my blog again.
I’ll go for daily updates, but I probably won’t manage it :p
So anyway, short just now because I’m ill 
and really tired so I’ll start posting properly tomorrow I think.
About what, I have no idea…. I’ll find something I think 
I hope at least…..
And I really shouldn’t have eaten that entire box of Maltesers tonight…. big mistake :/
Ah well, no more chocolate for a while, promise. Well, maybe a little…… NO NONE!
As for life just now, it’s good Exams are over until May/June, so a little bit of peace at least. And Tenerife in February, I’ll get pics of that up will be fun I think.
Bye for now, I’ll post again tomorrow
x
Sam has a blog! (and other much more important stuff)
Well, Sam jumped on the bandwagon today and got himself a blog.
Wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t criticse it, so I will.
Firstly, he used my now copyrighted “end with an image” idea. That’s right, I copyrighted it. Anyone who uses that owes me money, or you can wake up next to a horses head. Your chocie (I am in no way affiliated with the mafia). It has nothing on it at the moment, and as such, you should stay here. Yes, please do, I am much more interesting than Sam.
If you really want to visit his “blog” then you can here:
www.whatanoob.com www.jonespwns.wordpress.com
Now for the more important stuff:
What could be more important than Sams blog? Well, most things to be honest……
Anyway, my band needs publicity, so visit our myspace (please, I’ll pay in sex gold coins) at www.myspace.com/elalameinband
We are a Garage Rock/Blues/Rock band – no decent music yet, but just wait – We’ll blow your socks off! (assuming they are rather loosely placed on your feet Honestly!)
Also, I’m in Scotland just now For a wedding tomorrow . I hate weddings, so boring. Anyway, I’m sure it’ll be fine. Back home tomorrow and hopefully I’ll get to see Tom’s new cat. Apparently it looks like Hitler
I would leave you now with my (copyrighted) method of ending another pointless blog post with a picture, but for some reason pictures aren’t uploading to the blog, so I’ll add it another time.
Off to listen to some Black Rebel Motorcycle Club now (they are great, and not many people seem to know about them, so I’ll give them some free publicity).
Here is their website: http://www.blackrebelmotorcycleclub.com/
Also, just a quick note about Buddy Guy – Did anyone see him at Glastonbury, and know where can find a video of him? BBC2 decided to show only 1 song, and I was really looking forward to seeing more
Wow, an update!
Keeping this short, will add another more detailed post later.
Anyway, sorry for the lack of updates, I’ve been busy with a mixture of exams and doing bugger all.
Just writing this so you all know that I will still be posting, I haven’t forgotten about it.
Finished my exams last week and VERY bored already, so expect a lot more posts. Anyway, it’s 1:30AM just now, so I’m gonna try catch some sleep – I’ll be back to posting normally tomorrow!
Until I return I shall leave you to awe in the wonder of Gary and his amazing invention – the weather predicting stone. Probably more accurate than the BBC forecast anyway:)
Off to sleep now!
Wow, Alex’s Blog! Oh, and spam
You should check out Alex’s blog at: http://longhairedmuppet.weebly.com/blog.html
Why you say? Why not I say! Of course mine is much better, always will be
Anyway, shameless plug out the way, I’ll get on to what I was going to write about.
SPAM:
Yeah, that’s right, SPAM. Not the plasticy re-processed “meat” stuff, although that is pretty damn awful, but email spam.
I really can’t stand the stuff, and I get more shit in my inbox every day. So, Mr Chinese man if you are reading, I don’t wan’t your “Genuine Nikees Tranners And Reel Pooma Shoes”, take your spam and shove it elsewhere.
Oh, and Mr Nigerian man, who keeps telling me that “Friend of mine put away £8,000,000 for you in bank account. Email me your bank details and credit card number and I will send to you”, piss off.
Actually, I emailed the last Nigerian Man back, pretending to play along. I’ll post any replies I get, see how much I can take the piss out of him
And those dammed viagra emails. What the hell, I don’t want “Reel gEnUine vIagRa for $1 eAcH” – FUCK OFF!
So yeah, rant over, and I’ll post any messages I get in reply from “genuine” Nigerian man. Should be fun.
In the mean time, I leave you with a lovely picture of some obviously mentally retarded man dressed in a SPAM outfit:
Oh well, at least he looks happy. Think he needs to go in a home though 
And to all you spammers out there:
Think of the kittens! The kittens!
A random poem type thing from someone elses blog. I found it funny:
Mister Spam Man, turn off the stream
Make it the last one that I’ve ever seen
Please just stop it and make it over
Please please please just make it over
Spam Man your so alone
Don’t have no web-site to call your own
Please turn off your endless stream
Mister Spam Man, bring me my dream
Mr Spam Man please give me a break
I’m just not sure how much more I can take
I’m just not interested in farm insurance
Not to mention services like quality assurance,
Mr Spam Man, I don’t need debt advice,
Nor wish to visit any porn sites,
Please don’t tell me about tramadol
Mr Spam Man, don’t tell me anything at all
