Wow, Alex’s Blog! Oh, and spam
You should check out Alex’s blog at: http://longhairedmuppet.weebly.com/blog.html
Why you say? Why not I say! Of course mine is much better, always will be 
Anyway, shameless plug out the way, I’ll get on to what I was going to write about.
SPAM:
Yeah, that’s right, SPAM. Not the plasticy re-processed “meat” stuff, although that is pretty damn awful, but email spam.
I really can’t stand the stuff, and I get more shit in my inbox every day. So, Mr Chinese man if you are reading, I don’t wan’t your “Genuine Nikees Tranners And Reel Pooma Shoes”, take your spam and shove it elsewhere.
Oh, and Mr Nigerian man, who keeps telling me that “Friend of mine put away £8,000,000 for you in bank account. Email me your bank details and credit card number and I will send to you”, piss off.
Actually, I emailed the last Nigerian Man back, pretending to play along. I’ll post any replies I get, see how much I can take the piss out of him
And those dammed viagra emails. What the hell, I don’t want “Reel gEnUine vIagRa for $1 eAcH” – FUCK OFF!
So yeah, rant over, and I’ll post any messages I get in reply from “genuine” Nigerian man. Should be fun.
In the mean time, I leave you with a lovely picture of some obviously mentally retarded man dressed in a SPAM outfit:
Oh well, at least he looks happy. Think he needs to go in a home though 
And to all you spammers out there:
Think of the kittens! The kittens!
A random poem type thing from someone elses blog. I found it funny:
Mister Spam Man, turn off the stream
Make it the last one that I’ve ever seen
Please just stop it and make it over
Please please please just make it over
Spam Man your so alone
Don’t have no web-site to call your own
Please turn off your endless stream
Mister Spam Man, bring me my dream
Mr Spam Man please give me a break
I’m just not sure how much more I can take
I’m just not interested in farm insurance
Not to mention services like quality assurance,
Mr Spam Man, I don’t need debt advice,
Nor wish to visit any porn sites,
Please don’t tell me about tramadol
Mr Spam Man, don’t tell me anything at all
